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Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens

Sunday October 11, 2015

Regular Season Game #5

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Any mention of “Play like a Brown”                              1 Drink
  2. Dwayne Bowe predicts success                                     1 Drink
  3. Dwayne Bowe plays                                                        1 Drink
  4. Dwayne Bowe drops pass                                               2 Drinks
  5. Dwayne Bowe does anything positive         Go Home You’re Drunk
  6. Joe Haden’s finger hurts                                                  1 Drink
  7. Joe Haden is a late scratch                                              6 Drinks
  8. Joe Haden interception                                                    10 Drinks
  9. Mike Pettine thows Joe Haden under bus                   10 Drinks
  10. Show Ray Famer                                                              1 Drink
  11. Ray Farmer texting on phone                                          1 Drink
  12. Show Johnny Manziel                                                    10 Drinks
  13. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting             Social
  14. One week fantasy league commercial shown                 1 Drink
  15. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                Social
  16. Justin Gilbert plays WR                                                      1 Drink
  17. Justin Gilbert burns someone else                                    1 Drink
  18. It is evident at any point Gilbert is our best WR          Finish Beer 
  19. You notice he NFL forgot something to make pink          1 Drink
  20. Gary Barnidge breaks Newsome TD record (3 in a row)  1 Drink
  21. Mention the move                                                           Finish Beer
  22. Mention Art Modell                                                            Social
  23. John Harbaugh called “Jim”                                             1 Drink
  24. Any Browns penalty on a FG                                           5 Drinks
  25. Matt Schaub plays                                                           SOCIAL
  26. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                         SOCIAL
  27. BROWNS WIN!                                                               SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

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Cleveland Browns at San Diego Chargers

Sunday October 4, 2015

Regular Season Game #4

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Any mention of “Play like a Brown”                                  1 Drink
  2. Dwayne Bowe shown                                                      1 Drink
  3. Dwayne Bowe plays                                 Go Home You’re Drunk
  4. Austin Davis shown                                                           6 Drinks
  5. Austin Davis contract mentioned                                      10 Drinks
  6. Austin Davis plays                                                           10 Drinks
  7. Mention Ray Farmer coming back Monday                     1 Drink
  8. Ray Farmer texts the booth to let them know that           1 Drink
  9. Show Johnny Manziel                                                    10 Drinks
  10. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting                Social
  11. Justin Gilbert dipping on sideline                                       1 Drink
  12. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                Social
  13. Mention Manti Te’o                                                          1 Drink
  14. Show Manti Te’o                                                               1 Drink
  15. Show Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend                                           Finish Beer
  16. Twitter makes Manti Te’o Joke                                           Social
  17. Any mention of ‘Stay Classy San DIego’                         1 Drink
  18. You realize Andrew Catalon,                                            1 Drink
  19. Steve Tasker,                                                                    1 Drink
  20. and Steve Beuerlein are announcing                              Finish Beer
  21. Philip Rivers interception                                                 Social
  22. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                         SOCIAL
  23. BROWNS WIN!                                                               SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

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Oakland Raiders at Cleveland Browns

Sunday September 27, 2015

Regular Season Game #3

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Twitter complains about Josh McCown                             1 Drink
  2. McCown dives headfirst on a play                                    6 Drinks
  3. McCown throws Touchdown                                             10 Drinks
  4. McCown 300 yards passing                                            10 Drinks
  5. Mention Terrelle Pryor                                                      1 Drink
  6. Mention Johnny Manziel                                                   1 Drink
  7. Show Johnny Manziel                                                    10 Drinks
  8. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting                Social
  9. Justin Gilbert shown on bike on sideline                           Social
  10. Mention ‘Red Right 88’                                                        1 Drink
  11. Show ‘Red Right’ 88                                                    Finish Beer
  12. Charles Woodson tells someone to ‘get off his lawn’          Social
  13. Charles Woodson accidentally wears leather helmet        1 Drink
  14. Backup Matt McLovin’ comes in at QB for Raiders            Social
  15. Sebastian Janikowski kicks                                                Social
  16. Sebastian Janikowski seen drinking with Johnny Manziel   Shot
  17. Chris Simms refererred  to as ‘Phil’                                     Shot
  18. Browns surpass their own record XP attempt                Finish Beer
  19. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                            SOCIAL
  20. BROWNS WIN!                                                                  SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

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Tennessee Titans at Cleveland Browns

Sunday September 20, 2015

Regular Season Game #2

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Terrance West trade mentioned                                        1 Drink
  2. Terrance West 20 yard gain                                              6 Drinks
  3. Terrance West Touchdown                                             10 Drinks
  4. Terrance West 100 yards rushing                                   100 Drinks
  5. Mention Bishop Sankey is from Wadsworth                       1 Drink
  6. Mention Jimmy Haslam is from Tennessee                        1 Drink
  7. Jimmy Haslam proposes to trade ownership                    10 Drinks
  8. Jimmy Haslam seen in Tennessee Titans box                     Social
  9. Mention of Browns scoreboard shaped like Tennessee      Social
  10. Mention Terrelle Pryor                                                        1 Drink
  11. Twitter says Terrelle Pryor should have been the QB      Finish Beer
  12. Johnny Manziel gets stuck under American flag                  Social
  13. Johnny Manziel completes pass                                           1 Drink
  14. Johnny Manziel rushes for first down                                    Social
  15. Johnny Manziel TD                                                                Social
  16. Johnny Manziel INT                                                               Shot
  17. Johnny Manziel throws ‘Money Sign’                                     Shot
  18. Browns Twitter deems Johnny Manziel Pro Bowler              Social
  19. Browns surpass their own record XP attempt                Finish Beer
  20. Justin Gilbert burned                                                            1 Drink
  21. You realize Tom McCarthy and Adam Archuleta are doing the game                                                                              Finish Beer 
  22. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                            SOCIAL
  23. BROWNS WIN!                                                                  SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

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Cleveland Browns at New York Jets

Sunday September 13, 2015

Regular Season Game #1

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Mention Geno Smith Getting Punched                                  1 Drink
  2. Mention Former Jet Ikemefuna Enemkpali                            6 Drinks
  3. Ikemefuna Enemkpali Spelled Wrong in TV Graphic          10 Drinks
  4. Ex-Brown Buster Skrine mentioned for Jets                           1 Drink
  5. Buster Skrine Interception                                               Finish Drink
  6. Allude to Justin Gilbert’s road rage issue                               1 Dip
  7. Justin Gilbert causes you to road rage                                10 Drinks
  8. Justin Gilbert seen dipping on the sidelines                          Social
  9. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                      Social
  10. Mention Terrelle Pryor                                                           1 Drink
  11. Twitter says Terrelle Pryor should have been the QB      Finish Beer
  12. Mention Johnny Manziel                                                       1 Drink
  13. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should start at QB                     Social
  14. TD Browns                                                                              Social
  15. 2 Pt. Extra Point Attempt                                                      2 Drinks
  16. Mention Ryan Fitzpatrick is from Harvard   Drink with Pinkie Raised
  17. Mention Eric Mangini                                                            2 Drinks
  18. Mention Browns-Jets 1986/87 Divisional Playoff                    Social
  19. Mention Todd Bowles is a rookie HC                               Finish Beer
  20. Brandon Marshall does Something Crazy                             1 Drink
  21. Someone in Room Falls Asleep Listening to Greg Gumbel  5 Drinks
  22. Trent Green Replaced in the Booth by Kurt Warner       Finish Beer 
  23. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                              SOCIAL
  24. BROWNS WIN!                                                                  SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

#Browns