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Denver Broncos at Cleveland Browns

Sunday October 18, 2015

Regular Season Game #6

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Dwayne Bowe plays                                                        1 Drink
  2. Dwayne Bowe does anything positive          Go Home You’re Drunk
  3. Show Johnny Manziel                                                      1 Drink
  4. Show Colleen Crowley                                                     1 Drink
  5. Colleen Crowley Posts Selfie During Game                    2 Drinks
  6. Colleen Crowley Posts Selfie from Texas                        3 Drinks
  7. Colleen Crowley Posts Selfie with Manziel’s Wallet        5 Drinks
  8. Show Paul Kruger with Johnny Manziel                         10 Drinks
  9. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting               Social
  10. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                 Social
  11. Justin Gilbert plays WR                                                     1 Drink
  12. Justin Gilbert burns someone else                                    1 Drink
  13. TJ Ward shown                                                                 1 Drink
  14. TJ Ward Interception                                                         1 Drink
  15. TJ Ward Touchdown                                                         6 Drinks
  16. Jordan Norwood Catch                                                      1 Drink
  17. Jordan Norwood TD                                                          6 Drinks
  18. Mention Peyton Hillis- the ‘Albino Rhino’/ Quinn Trade      1 Drink
  19. Jimmy Haslam seen making out with Peyton Manning    Finish Beer
  20. Mention The Drive                                                           Finish Beer
  21. Mention The Fumble                                                       Finish Beer
  22. Show John Elway                                                            Finish Beer
  23. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                         SOCIAL
  24. BROWNS WIN!                                                                SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

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Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens

Sunday October 11, 2015

Regular Season Game #5

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Any mention of “Play like a Brown”                              1 Drink
  2. Dwayne Bowe predicts success                                     1 Drink
  3. Dwayne Bowe plays                                                        1 Drink
  4. Dwayne Bowe drops pass                                               2 Drinks
  5. Dwayne Bowe does anything positive         Go Home You’re Drunk
  6. Joe Haden’s finger hurts                                                  1 Drink
  7. Joe Haden is a late scratch                                              6 Drinks
  8. Joe Haden interception                                                    10 Drinks
  9. Mike Pettine thows Joe Haden under bus                   10 Drinks
  10. Show Ray Famer                                                              1 Drink
  11. Ray Farmer texting on phone                                          1 Drink
  12. Show Johnny Manziel                                                    10 Drinks
  13. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting             Social
  14. One week fantasy league commercial shown                 1 Drink
  15. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                Social
  16. Justin Gilbert plays WR                                                      1 Drink
  17. Justin Gilbert burns someone else                                    1 Drink
  18. It is evident at any point Gilbert is our best WR          Finish Beer 
  19. You notice he NFL forgot something to make pink          1 Drink
  20. Gary Barnidge breaks Newsome TD record (3 in a row)  1 Drink
  21. Mention the move                                                           Finish Beer
  22. Mention Art Modell                                                            Social
  23. John Harbaugh called “Jim”                                             1 Drink
  24. Any Browns penalty on a FG                                           5 Drinks
  25. Matt Schaub plays                                                           SOCIAL
  26. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                         SOCIAL
  27. BROWNS WIN!                                                               SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

Cleveland Browns at San Diego Chargers

Sunday October 4, 2015

Regular Season Game #4

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Any mention of “Play like a Brown”                                  1 Drink
  2. Dwayne Bowe shown                                                      1 Drink
  3. Dwayne Bowe plays                                 Go Home You’re Drunk
  4. Austin Davis shown                                                           6 Drinks
  5. Austin Davis contract mentioned                                      10 Drinks
  6. Austin Davis plays                                                           10 Drinks
  7. Mention Ray Farmer coming back Monday                     1 Drink
  8. Ray Farmer texts the booth to let them know that           1 Drink
  9. Show Johnny Manziel                                                    10 Drinks
  10. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting                Social
  11. Justin Gilbert dipping on sideline                                       1 Drink
  12. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                Social
  13. Mention Manti Te’o                                                          1 Drink
  14. Show Manti Te’o                                                               1 Drink
  15. Show Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend                                           Finish Beer
  16. Twitter makes Manti Te’o Joke                                           Social
  17. Any mention of ‘Stay Classy San DIego’                         1 Drink
  18. You realize Andrew Catalon,                                            1 Drink
  19. Steve Tasker,                                                                    1 Drink
  20. and Steve Beuerlein are announcing                              Finish Beer
  21. Philip Rivers interception                                                 Social
  22. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                         SOCIAL
  23. BROWNS WIN!                                                               SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

Oakland Raiders at Cleveland Browns

Sunday September 27, 2015

Regular Season Game #3

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Twitter complains about Josh McCown                             1 Drink
  2. McCown dives headfirst on a play                                    6 Drinks
  3. McCown throws Touchdown                                             10 Drinks
  4. McCown 300 yards passing                                            10 Drinks
  5. Mention Terrelle Pryor                                                      1 Drink
  6. Mention Johnny Manziel                                                   1 Drink
  7. Show Johnny Manziel                                                    10 Drinks
  8. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should be starting                Social
  9. Justin Gilbert shown on bike on sideline                           Social
  10. Mention ‘Red Right 88’                                                        1 Drink
  11. Show ‘Red Right’ 88                                                    Finish Beer
  12. Charles Woodson tells someone to ‘get off his lawn’          Social
  13. Charles Woodson accidentally wears leather helmet        1 Drink
  14. Backup Matt McLovin’ comes in at QB for Raiders            Social
  15. Sebastian Janikowski kicks                                                Social
  16. Sebastian Janikowski seen drinking with Johnny Manziel   Shot
  17. Chris Simms refererred  to as ‘Phil’                                     Shot
  18. Browns surpass their own record XP attempt                Finish Beer
  19. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                            SOCIAL
  20. BROWNS WIN!                                                                  SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

#Browns

One of the biggest criticisms I have had of the Cleveland Browns is that this is a team without a plan. This is an organization that, since 1999, has had seven different GMs, eight different head coaches, and twenty-three different starting quarterbacks. The result of all this change is that the organization never continues along one path for any length of time. A regime comes in, creates a game plan for where they want to take the organization, begins to fill the organization with personnel that match the plan, and then it is time for another change.

Time for this to stop.

The Browns took a very pointed step this week in stopping this behavior by naming Josh McCown the starter for Sunday’s game against the Oakland Raiders. While most fans get tempted by the flash that Johnny Manziel showed last week, the more purposeful approach by the Browns serves the organization better longer term.

The Browns signed Josh McCown in March of last year with the thinking that he was going to be the starter for the Browns while they groomed Johnny Manziel to take over the role. Manziel was dealing with well-documented personal issues at the time, and the well-respected veteran McCown was thought to be the perfect QB to fill the role and help Manziel on and off the field.

The Browns stayed with that plan through the NFL Draft, mini-camp, training camp, and four pre-season games, before running McCown out there, as planned, to be the starter in the first regular-season game. In that game, McCown led the team down the field on their first drive and then sustained a concussion that unfortunately knocked him out for that game and the game the following week.

Johnny Manziel came in and led the team to their first victory of the season the following week and earned his spot as the Browns starter in the minds of many.

Not the Browns’ coaching staff, however.

In the postgame, head coach Mike Pettine was quick to praise Manziel but also point out his ball handling flaws and opportunities. The team evaluated Manziel’s performance during the week, and, more importantly, the health of McCown before naming McCown the starter for this week. The team did not seem to hesitate much in that decision once McCown passed concussion protocol.

I applaud them.

I was very encouraged by the job Manziel did while filling in for McCown. His performance last week was exciting and he proved to be able to make some big plays when the team really needed him. He also showed some flaws with the football as one would expect from him at this point. He looks like he has the potential to be a franchise quarterback long-term, which is great news.

The team believes that their best interests long-term are served with Manziel on the bench and McCown on the field right now. Although I can see the debate on this strategy from both sides, I believe the Browns are making the right call in sticking with the plan they have been executing for seven months rather than scrap it for an injury happening on the opening drive of the season.

There was no convincing new evidence that tells me this organization needs to deviate from the plan they have been working on for over half the year. That would have been the way the Browns had behaved as an organization in the not-too-distant past.

This organization is showing some mettle by sticking to their long-range game plan with McCown and I hope that the fans will let this regime see it through.

Yell at Chris McNeil on Twitter for his dumb takes @Reflog_18

Tennessee Titans at Cleveland Browns

Sunday September 20, 2015

Regular Season Game #2

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Terrance West trade mentioned                                        1 Drink
  2. Terrance West 20 yard gain                                              6 Drinks
  3. Terrance West Touchdown                                             10 Drinks
  4. Terrance West 100 yards rushing                                   100 Drinks
  5. Mention Bishop Sankey is from Wadsworth                       1 Drink
  6. Mention Jimmy Haslam is from Tennessee                        1 Drink
  7. Jimmy Haslam proposes to trade ownership                    10 Drinks
  8. Jimmy Haslam seen in Tennessee Titans box                     Social
  9. Mention of Browns scoreboard shaped like Tennessee      Social
  10. Mention Terrelle Pryor                                                        1 Drink
  11. Twitter says Terrelle Pryor should have been the QB      Finish Beer
  12. Johnny Manziel gets stuck under American flag                  Social
  13. Johnny Manziel completes pass                                           1 Drink
  14. Johnny Manziel rushes for first down                                    Social
  15. Johnny Manziel TD                                                                Social
  16. Johnny Manziel INT                                                               Shot
  17. Johnny Manziel throws ‘Money Sign’                                     Shot
  18. Browns Twitter deems Johnny Manziel Pro Bowler              Social
  19. Browns surpass their own record XP attempt                Finish Beer
  20. Justin Gilbert burned                                                            1 Drink
  21. You realize Tom McCarthy and Adam Archuleta are doing the game                                                                              Finish Beer 
  22. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                            SOCIAL
  23. BROWNS WIN!                                                                  SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

#Browns

Cleveland Browns at New York Jets

Sunday September 13, 2015

Regular Season Game #1

Rule                                                                                          Penalty

  1. Mention Geno Smith Getting Punched                                  1 Drink
  2. Mention Former Jet Ikemefuna Enemkpali                            6 Drinks
  3. Ikemefuna Enemkpali Spelled Wrong in TV Graphic          10 Drinks
  4. Ex-Brown Buster Skrine mentioned for Jets                           1 Drink
  5. Buster Skrine Interception                                               Finish Drink
  6. Allude to Justin Gilbert’s road rage issue                               1 Dip
  7. Justin Gilbert causes you to road rage                                10 Drinks
  8. Justin Gilbert seen dipping on the sidelines                          Social
  9. Justin Gilbert gets burned                                                      Social
  10. Mention Terrelle Pryor                                                           1 Drink
  11. Twitter says Terrelle Pryor should have been the QB      Finish Beer
  12. Mention Johnny Manziel                                                       1 Drink
  13. Twitter says Johnny Manziel should start at QB                     Social
  14. TD Browns                                                                              Social
  15. 2 Pt. Extra Point Attempt                                                      2 Drinks
  16. Mention Ryan Fitzpatrick is from Harvard   Drink with Pinkie Raised
  17. Mention Eric Mangini                                                            2 Drinks
  18. Mention Browns-Jets 1986/87 Divisional Playoff                    Social
  19. Mention Todd Bowles is a rookie HC                               Finish Beer
  20. Brandon Marshall does Something Crazy                             1 Drink
  21. Someone in Room Falls Asleep Listening to Greg Gumbel  5 Drinks
  22. Trent Green Replaced in the Booth by Kurt Warner       Finish Beer 
  23. Any Mention of Cleveland Past Failures.                              SOCIAL
  24. BROWNS WIN!                                                                  SOCIAL!!

*Most of you know how this goes. It is for entertainment purposes only and any and all suggestions of actual drinking are purely incidental.

#Browns